May 2013
April 2013
nicetomeetyouimcliche:
in farsi we don’t say “shut up” we say “khafeh sho” which translates into “suffocate” and i think that’s beautiful
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well on a lighter note I finally have a prom date
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tangletots:
bellsprouts:
i love rock n roll so put another dime in the juicebox baby
laytons-ass:
GRILS…HAVE LEG HAIR??? AND DOWNSTAINRS HAIR LIKE GIYS DO?………NO. WOMEMN BORN WITOUT HAIR, HAIRLESS. LIK ECAT….MEN NO HAVE TO SHAEV BUT YES FOR LADYS.
saw maroon 5 tonight
GODDAMNIT ADAM LEVINE IS SO DAMN TALENTED AND SO DAMN FINE AND SO JEWISHHHHHH I LOVE HIM UGH OKAY BYE
March 2013
rolypolydandy:
fapoleon-bonerparte:
Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger”
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
gothamshitty:
kushdrinker:
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
hi if ur reading this u should totes ask me to prom bc I’m really your only option and I look rly hot in my prom dress xoxo Tara
nicetomeetyouimcliche:
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questionabletendencies:
tyra banks’ vine is a work of art
jennylala:
the only reason i have no problem living in weather bipolar maryland is because it’s the east coast and i watch shows as they premiere instead of hours later suck it west coast
queencous:
she’s cheer captain aND I’M JAVERT
viaxells:
taylor swift is a successful rich white girl therefore i don’t feel bad for her or feel the need to defend her because she has it better than 99.9% of the female population
like honestly her biggest problem is people making jokes about how she dates too many guys who the fuck cares i’d take that for a $50 million net worth
teenagerunawayharry:
walk into the club like what up my anxiety is really bad and it’s too crowded in here can we please leave
“and the oscar goes to leonardo
da vinci”
what marius said : my place is here, i fight with YOU
what marius meant : i can't find cosette so wats poppin u french hunks
gnawruto:
foodtrucker:
I manage to turn everything into crap wow
yes that’s called digestion
long-live-the-fabulous:
ME AND MY FRIEND WERE IN THE ICT CLASSROOM AND PRINTING OUT REALLY WEIRD PICTURES
SO I WENT TO PRINT THIS
I SENT IT TO THE WRONG PRINTER IT’S GONE TO THE FOOD TECH CLASSROOM NEXT DOOR I CAN HEAR THEM LAUGHING AT SOMETHING HELP ME
314eater:
can i get an amen!!! with a large fry and coke
darrynek:
the nominees are
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
adele
February 2013
mossball:
white people who describe their nationality in fractions
sponjanna:
captainstaal:
did you know that “fjadrargljufur” is not me keyboard smashing but an actual place in iceland
The entire country is one big keyboard smash
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