May 2013
May 19th
April 2013
Apr 22nd
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nicetomeetyouimcliche: in farsi we don’t say “shut up” we say “khafeh sho” which translates into “suffocate” and i think that’s beautiful
Apr 22nd
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Apr 18th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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well on a lighter note I finally have a prom date
Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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tangletots: bellsprouts: i love rock n roll so put another dime in the juicebox baby 
Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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laytons-ass: GRILS…HAVE LEG HAIR??? AND DOWNSTAINRS HAIR LIKE GIYS DO?………NO. WOMEMN BORN WITOUT HAIR, HAIRLESS. LIK ECAT….MEN NO HAVE TO SHAEV BUT YES FOR LADYS.
Apr 6th
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saw maroon 5 tonight GODDAMNIT ADAM LEVINE IS SO DAMN TALENTED AND SO DAMN FINE AND SO JEWISHHHHHH I LOVE HIM UGH OKAY BYE
Apr 4th
Apr 3rd
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March 2013
Mar 30th
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rolypolydandy: fapoleon-bonerparte: Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger” HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
Mar 28th
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gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a brie
Mar 27th
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hi if ur reading this u should totes ask me to prom bc I’m really your only option and I look rly hot in my prom dress xoxo Tara
Mar 26th
nicetomeetyouimcliche: Read More
Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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WatchWatch
questionabletendencies: tyra banks’ vine is a work of art
Mar 25th
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jennylala: the only reason i have no problem living in weather bipolar maryland is because it’s the east coast and i watch shows as they premiere instead of hours later suck it west coast
Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 24th
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queencous: she’s cheer captain aND I’M JAVERT
Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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viaxells: taylor swift is a successful rich white girl therefore i don’t feel bad for her or feel the need to defend her because she has it better than 99.9% of the female population like honestly her biggest problem is people making jokes about how she dates too many guys who the fuck cares i’d take that for a $50 million net worth
Mar 17th
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teenagerunawayharry: walk into the club like what up my anxiety is really bad and it’s too crowded in here can we please leave
Mar 17th
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Mar 15th
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“and the oscar goes to leonardo da vinci”
Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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what marius said : my place is here, i fight with YOU
what marius meant : i can't find cosette so wats poppin u french hunks
Mar 14th
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gnawruto: foodtrucker: I manage to turn everything into crap wow yes that’s called digestion
Mar 12th
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long-live-the-fabulous: ME AND MY FRIEND WERE IN THE ICT CLASSROOM AND PRINTING OUT REALLY WEIRD PICTURES SO I WENT TO PRINT THIS I SENT IT TO THE WRONG PRINTER IT’S GONE TO THE FOOD TECH CLASSROOM NEXT DOOR I CAN HEAR THEM LAUGHING AT SOMETHING HELP ME
Mar 12th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 9th
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314eater: can i get an amen!!! with a large fry and coke
Mar 4th
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darrynek: the nominees are leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio and the winner is *opens envelope* adele
Mar 4th
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February 2013
mossball: white people who describe their nationality in fractions
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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sponjanna: captainstaal: did you know that “fjadrargljufur” is not me keyboard smashing but an actual place in iceland The entire country is one big keyboard smash
Feb 22nd
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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